It: Chapter Two

Send in the clown. It Chapter Two

Starring James McAvoy, Jessica Chastain, Bill Skarsgard.

Directed by Andy Muschietti

Certificate 15


So, after the blockbusting success of that excellent big screen conversion of the flabby Stephen King novel, ’It’ returns with an overlong finale. You remember Pennywise, the creepy, drooling clown who kills kids and hides out in Derry, Maine?

Of course you do. Bill Skarsgard’s performance was a disturbing tour-de-force a few years ago. And thankfully the casting for this conclusion is spot on. James McAvoy, Bill Hader and Jessica Chastain are splendid as a few of the grown up Losers Club.

The movie opens with a sickening homophobic attack, and then spends an age reuniting us with the characters from film one, 27 years after their showdown with Pennywise.

Losers reunited. It Chapter Two

Following their reunion meal in a Chinese restaurant, in which haunting creatures spoil their appetite, we have a series of Scooby Doo-style set pieces, some pretty good gags, and endless amounts of quiet, quiet, BANG! Which is okay in short bursts, but after a while you wish something mundane would happen to balance out the ghost train scares.

At times it’s more like a bad comic book, with the psycho kid from film one turned into a generic lunatic. Stephen King pops up at one point in a not bad cameo, and the film looks terrific. Take a bow cinematographer Checco Varese.

It Chapter Two. It ends. Eventually.

I could watch McAvoy and Chastain for hours. Oh, wait. I do. Alas, this is 30 mins too long with so much excessive sentimentality, at times it feels like a long love letter rather than a horror thriller.

The monsters are far from subtle, and while there are nods to John Carpenter’s masterpiece The Thing, that third act relies too much on special effects and sets than genuine tension.

It Chapter Two.

The original novel was far too long with too many unnecessary chapters, and sadly the same is true here. Not as bad as that flop King conversion The Dark Tower, but sadly far from the lean, mean pay-off it could have been.

See The Mist to see how a great King-inspired horror thriller should be, though don’t blame me if you then have nightmares.

The Trip to Bruges


By Roger Crow/@RogerCrow

I always thought getting to other countries was difficult. The long queues at passport control; the excessive security and all the other stuff that went with it.
Given the fact I live around 25 miles from the nearest ferry port, I assumed the same would be true if sailing from Hull.
I’ve been invited to try out the best P&O Ferries has to offer, and given assorted choices, I opt for Bruges. There’s been so much good Press about this Belgian haven, I wanted to see for myself. But surely it’s going to be a nightmare to get there, right?
Well thankfully not.


Having stocked up on Euros, Rachel and I get a taxi from Hull Paragon station to the port for around a tenner.
Within about 10 minutes, we’ve collected our tickets, gone through security and are onboard, sat in our spacious Club Cabin with a cuppa. It’s like we’ve wandered into an alternate universe where complex things are suddenly really easy.
While Rachel and I come to terms with our first ferry cruise from Hull (hard to believe considering it’s so relatively close to our house), we get that Christmas morning feeling.
We’re early, and still have a couple of hours before we set sail, so plenty of time to check out the impressive facilities, from the Duty Free shop to the assorted amenities. There’s a quiet room; a kids’ play area if you want to keep the ankle-biters happy; a cafe section where you can get posh coffee, and a Wifi zone. (You can buy a Wifi package at a reasonable rate, though it is nice to be out of the loop for the 12-hour crossing).


But oh that cabin. It’s huge, with a spotless bathroom, shower, minibar, a double and a single bed, two chairs, wardrobe and TV.
Dinner in The Kitchen is also a dream and features a wealth of choice. I opt for smoked salmon and chicken noodle soup, followed by curried chicken; peas; onion bhaji; poppadoms and pickles… with a fish finger, because why not? I’m on holiday.
Ice cream and a profiterole for dessert leaves me more than satisfied. Though it’s a help-yourself buffet, the service is excellent. Finished plates and cups don’t stay on your table for longer than a few minutes before they’re whisked away.

After a terrific meal, we return to the entertainment area, where sets by vocal duo Final Edit get the feet tapping, and Ents manager Victoria Little does a terrific job of entertaining the masses with a mix of assorted bingos (the music version is a hoot), and also belts out some tunes of her own. The fact she’s genuinely hilarious is an added bonus. Talk about an all-rounder.
If you fancy a tipple, the prices are pretty good too. Four bottles of good quality beer for £13 for example. I wish the service, entertainment and prices were as good at some of my local pubs.

After retiring for the night (in our massive cabin), we awake in time for breakfast. Good old staples like sausage, hash browns, bacon and eggs, along with a cuppa set me up for the day.
Okay, It wasn’t the smoothest crossing because of choppy waters and strong winds, so it’s best to go prepared for all eventualities. (The return leg was an absolute dream, so don’t be put off by a spot of extreme weather).

I wonder what awaits us in Zeebruge? Full-on security and exhausting red tape? Well, thankfully, no.
Disembarking is as smooth as boarding. Within a few minutes, we’re off the ship and onto our coach awaiting transfer to the city. That takes around 20 minutes, and once dropped at the coach station, Bargeplein (Katelijnparking), we’re on our own.
Yes, we have a map (though Google maps isn’t working on our phones), but I have a gut feeling if we head to the cathedral as a point of reference, at least we can find our hotel from there. Usually my sense of direction is awful, but in this case I’m on the money.

The hotel
We’re lucky enough to to stay at Hotel de Goezeport, a wonderful hostelry with easy access to the main attractions.
Check-in is quick and efficient, and before long we’re shown our room on the top floor, which is a stunning mix of exposed beams, super comfy bed, and excellent bathroom facilities. Okay, some of the beams are low as you ascend or descend the stairs, so take care if you’ve had a few, but it turns out to be one of our favourite stays of recent years. There’s tea and coffee-making facilities as standard, a great shower and bathroom, and a wonderful view of the cathedral. Oh, and should you be a little homesick, you can watch the BBC as well as many local channels. WiFi is also excellent, so no problem checking maps or news.
Breakfast in the spotless bar area boasts terrific coffee, tea and the usual array of toast, croissants and pastries, as well as hams, cheeses, and even chocolate eggs. Well, we are in Belgium after all, home of some of the world’s best chocolate, so it would be rude not to. It doesn’t take long for the place feels like a (temporary) home.

The Exhibition
We’re lucky enough to be taken on a three-hour walking tour of the city, ’Meet & greet Van Eyck’, which helps us blow away the cobwebs, and gives us a chance to orient ourselves.
A new Van Eyck exhibition has opened that day, and the city is obviously very proud of one of their finest artists. I’ve long been passionate about the genre, so seeing this master’s influence on the city, proves fascinating.
The exhibition at the Groeningemuseum is terrific, and though we only spend half an hour there at the end of the day, we think we’ll pop back tomorrow, as well as checking out many of the city’s other cultural attractions.

The Restaurant
There’s obviously plenty of places to eat in the city, from fast food shops to middle-range eateries. However, Kok-au-Vin (on Ezelstraat 21) is one of those places where it’s worth pushing the boat out a bit. Around 15-mins walk from our hotel, this terrific restaurant boasts a wealth of glorious dishes. Vegetarians are well catered for, while my ’Bib Gourmand’ dinner is incredibly moreish. We also get to sample a collection of terrific wines and watch the world go by.
As it’s the start of “100 days”, when students have left school, it turns out to be a surreal day watching kids dressed as tigers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and later assorted nuns, vicars and priests on bikes.
What we don’t expect is Bruges, like the rest of the world, soon takes precautionary measures to limit the spread of an unwelcome party crasher. Our Friday plans to explore other exhibitions and attractions goes out the window.
However, we do get to sample a few more goodies before the city embarks on a temporary hiatus.

The Cafe
By Friday, we have lunch booked at Books & Brunch (Garenmarkt 30), which, as the name suggests, is a glorious mix of bookshop and cafe. My open steak sandwich with pine nuts, salad and soup is heaven on a plate, and the tea is also excellent. There’s no trouble accommodating vegetarians either. Rachel’s cheese toastie is terrific. The vibe is amiable and chilled, and the prices won’t break the bank.
Though the government closed a lot of attractions, we still manage to make the most of sightseeing. Bruges is such a photogenic city, make sure you have plenty of space on those memory cards. Every street is worthy of a snap, and keep one eye open for bikes as they seem to appear out of nowhere every few seconds.

Fact box:
Fares from Hull to Zeebrugge start at £160 each way, including comfortable cabin accommodation and a range of onboard facilities with plenty of restaurant and bar options. Pets are also welcome.
If you fancy a short break and are leaving the car at Hull, there are also minicruise offers that include two nights’ accommodation in an en suite cabin.
For more details, or to book, visit http://www.poferries.com/en/hull-zeebrugge

Theatre review: Mamma Mia!

Theatre review: Mamma Mia!
Hull New Theatre
By Roger Crow/@RogerCrow


Mamma Mia! has been with us for so long it’s hard to remember a time before the mother of all jukebox musicals reminded us how wondrous every featured ABBA track was, and is.
I first saw the stage show before the film was released, and then of course we had the phenomenal sequel. I didn’t need a musical or follow-up to tell me how great the band were. I was the guy who sat through ABBA: The Movie twice at my local fleapit back in the days when they had continuous screenings and you could do that sort of thing.


But my my! What a show Mamma Mia! is. The set is a masterpiece of minimalist design. The blocky revolving Greek pods that form Donna’s hotel and home is stunning, especially when lighting changes the mood and gives the impression of interior or exterior.
Then of course there’s the cast. The joy of the films was the ’dad dancing’ and the honking Pierce Brosnan, whose rendition of SOS felt like a cry for help in more ways than one. Though he couldn’t carry a note, it didn’t matter. The fact he was game for a laugh was inspiring.

The dynamic in this version is very different. Or maybe it was true to the original stage version. Hard to tell as there been so much water under the bridge since that first production.
Though there’s nobody ’famous’ in it, when it dawns on me that Rob Fowler and Sharon Sexton play two key leads, I’m thrilled. Both were phenomenal in the Bat Out Of Hell musical, and to see them in this is hugely rewarding. Her glorious Irish accent gives matriarch Donna a different naturalism, while Rob’s alpha male Sam is equally terrific.


The plot, in case you didn’t know, involves Sophie (Emma Mullen), a young woman who sends off three letters to her potential dads ahead of her wedding. When Sam (Fowler), Bill (Jamie Kenna) and Harry (Daniel Crowder) rock up at her mum Donna’s Greek hotel, the scene is set for comedy shenanigans.
A special mention must also go to Helen Anker (Tanya) and Nicky Swift (Rosie), whose rib-tickling turns as Donna’s old friends is a joy from start to finish.


The performance at Hull New Theatre is as good as anything you’ll see in the West End or on Broadway. The sound is phenomenal; the cast work brilliantly well together, and because of that ’all killer, no filler’ collection of songs, there’s little wonder my foot is tapping throughout.


Okay, I could have done without Under Attack and Our Last Summer, preferring Eagle or one of the lesser known ABBA tracks, but there’s always the odd song to give you a breather inbetween those solid gold classics.
And like the original film, when Donna belts out Winner Takes It All, it’s one of those moments you’ll want to stand up and clap. Given the thunderous (seated) applause, safe to say I wasn’t the only one knocked out by that show-defining moment.


Mamma Mia! is such a well-tuned production, I could have gone back to see it a day later. It has that feelgood factor that inevitably had the masses on their feet for the foot-stomping finale. I’m not sure who enjoyed it more. The cast or the audience.
I do know it’s one of the best productions you’ll see all year, whatever age you are.
And if you’ve never seen the show or films, take a chance on this. You’ll be so glad you did.

Review: Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)


Starring Margot Robbie, Ewan McGregor, Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Directed by Cathy Yan
Certificate 15

I had no idea of what the opposite of misogyny was, but “misandry” is apparently the answer. ’The hatred of, contempt for, or prejudice against men’. Which sounds like a really political intro for a comic book movie as daft and lightweight as Birds of Prey. It’s not meant to be, but there’s a jarring feeling of something being not quite right amid the endless violence and littering in this follow up to the awful Suicide Squad from a few years ago.

As with that movie, Margot Robbie steals every scene she’s in as the eponymous comic book character made flesh. The woman who inspired a million cosplayers burns up the screen in a film which is a welcome antidote to Joker, which I saw the night before.
The plot involves the anti heroine clashing with a crime lord (a mis-cast Ewan McGregor) and his army of goons, while eclectic other heroines join forces.


Robbie may steal the show, but Mary Elizabeth Winstead is glorious as the vengeful Huntress, who, for reasons that become apparent, is on a killing spree with her crossbow.
There’s a wealth of set pieces, a lot of fourth wall-breaking, and a glorious sense of irreverence, but apart from a guy who makes a sandwich at the start of the movie, every bloke in this version of Gotham is a nutcase, gangster or double-dealing lowlife. Ms Robbie, who also produced, really could do with addressing such misandry in the inevitable follow-up movie.


The soundtrack is a pulse-pounding cacophony of classics and original work, while the stunts are terrific.
Hopefully James Gunn’s The Suicide Squad should give us a far better movie than Quinn’s original debut offering, but for now this derrière-kicking slice of escapism is good fun, as long as you don’t take it too seriously.

Cast 8
Direction 7
Script 7
Effects 7
Score 7

Godzilla: King of the Monsters

Starring: Vera Farmiga, Millie Bobby Brown, Kyle Chandler Directed by Michael Dougherty

Certificate 12A


When Gareth Edwards rebooted the Godzilla saga a few years ago, many folks were amazed. It was an epic adventure with some solid stars propping up the tale of two giant monsters hitting each other and levelling buildings. Then along came Kong: Skull Island, which was an equally fun adventure and involved one of cinema’s greatest creatures fighting other beasts and being generally awesome.

It was expected that a Godzilla vs Kong smackdown would be next, but first we have a sequel to Godzilla which received a mauling from many who had loved the reboot a few years ago. I wonder what they were expecting. Given the fact the original movies were not that great to begin with, despite the fact guys in monster suits flattening model buildings was a lot of fun, it was inevitable GKOTM would suffer from the law of diminishing returns.

What it does have is a great cast, including the always wondrous Vera Farmiga, Millie Bobby Brown and Charles Dance, all responding to stunning visual effects and set pieces with the right degree of awe and gravitas. Kyle Chandler (earnest and shouty) also stars, along with Sally Hawkins and Ken Watanabe reprising their roles from Edwards’ Godzilla reboot.

The plot is simple enough: members of the crypto-zoological agency Monarch face off against huge creatures, including Godzilla, who clashes with Rodan, and his ultimate boss monster, the three-headed King Ghidorah.

Subtle it isn’t, but full marks to any director who can generate a sense of awe from a giant moth taking on a humongous three-headed creature. I can only imagine how epic this must have been on the big screen, but watching on TV, it still packs a punch. Yes, the script could have done with more polish, but if you love huge monster movies, then this should brighten a dull night’s viewing. And with Godzilla vs Kong due for release in late 2020, expect more of the same as two of cinema’s greatest ’apex predators’ square off for the ultimate smackdown.

Film review: Daniel Isn’t Real

Daniel Isn’t Real
Starring Miles Robbins, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Sasha Lane
Directed by Adam Egypt Mortimer
Certificate 15

When troubled youngster Luke witnesses a the aftermath of a mass shooting at a New York coffee shop, he’s befriended by Daniel, another boy among the onlookers.
As the title suggests, adults like Luke’s mother, Claire (Mary Stuart Masterson), can’t see the eponymous character, though he appears real enough to Luke, who is coping with his parents’ divorce.
However, when Daniel convinces Luke to blend a bottle full of his mum’s psychiatric medication into a smoothie in the belief it will give her superpowers, she nearly dies. Claire wisely convinces Luke to send Daniel away by locking him in her mother’s doll’s house.


Patrick Isn’t Real. Image: Arrow video


Fast food to Luke as a young man (Miles Robbins – son of Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon) and his mum struggle with paranoid delusions and a hatred of her own reflection. His therapist, Dr. Cornelius Braun, is afraid he will eventually become like her.
In a really bad move, while sleeping over at his childhood home, Luke unlocks the dollhouse, and all hell breaks loose
Patrick Schwarzenegger, yes, son of Arnold, gives a good turn as the evil Daniel, and though performances are all good, the tone is inevitably bleak for a horror thriller.

Patrick Isn’t Real. Image: Arrow video


It ticks over and is well constructed, but it’s hard to sympathise with anyone except Sasha Lane, who also gave good turns in American Honey and the reboot of Hellboy.
Based on the book In This Way I was Saved
by Brian DeLeeuw, the wonderfully named director Adam Egypt Mortimer can tell a good story, and it should leave horror fans hooked.

Patrick Isn’t Real. Image: Arrow video


I needed more levity, like the recent Child’s Play reboot, so it was a tad too bleak for my tastes. But if you’re in you teens and twenties, and fresh to the horror genre, there’s plenty here to unpack.
The Blu-ray looks good, and those swirling vortex effects really dazzle in hi-def. Just a shame the rest of the movie is like the wet weekend during which I saw it.
Special features include a director’s commentary, which proves far more interesting to cineastes like me. It’s fascinating to see how much the original (and best) Jacob’s Ladder inspired part of the film. (The fact Miles is the son of that film’s Tim Robbins -and looks a bit like his dad – gives it a sense of deja vu).
Adam Egypt Mortimer is a great narrator, and he adds a new layer to the movie, which should inspire anyone trying to get their own film off the ground.
Like all films, you get out what you put in, so a random scene in the first few minutes, such as a duel with broomsticks that become swords, pays off in the third act, and becomes more relevant on a second viewing.
Horror movies are a great lower rung on the ladder for directors who go on to higher-tiered projects, and I can see a brighter future for Adam Egypt Mortimer than for the characters in this bleak but watchable offering.

Patrick Isn’t Real. Image: Arrow video

Direction 7
Screenplay 7
Cinematography 8
Special effects 8
Score 7
Cast 8
Special features 8

Restaurant review : Roots, York

Restaurant review

Roots, York

By Roger Crow/@RogerCrow

One of my biggest fears in life is wasting a day off. Working the odd Sunday until 11pm can be a pain, but the joy of knowing I can spend a lieu day trying a new restaurant or eatery makes it worthwhile.

So when offered a chance to check out Roots’ set lunch menu, I jump at the chance.

Advance word has suggested it’s one of the most popular eateries in York. Well, “The proof of the pudding…” as they say.

So on a humdrum February Monday, myself and a mate to head off to sample the weekday set menu. For £35, you certainly get a good feast of dishes, many using locally sourced ingredients, The fact each one arrives on a separate plate is a delight; you really get a chance to savour each mouthful. And this is without doubt one the best set menus I’ve had in sometime.

Food aside for a minute, the staff, including Lilith, are well-informed, welcoming and very amiable, and a joy to chat to inbetween courses.

We start with a couple of Raspberry Soda mocktails. A fruity burst of raspberry with elderflower cordial makes it an instant winner, and very refreshing palate-cleanser. This is not created by some off-the-shelf cordial, but by a special process done in house. I instantly want to buy some.

Food wise we start with deliciously springy sour bread, and seed crackers which have that ’snap’ and moreish quality, especially with Lincolnshire poacher custard and Crown Prince Squash Butter. It’s a taste that has to be sampled to be believed. We’re off and running for what turns out to be the ultimate grey Monday blues-buster of a meal.

That’s followed by kale, yoghurt, pickled walnuts and cured egg yolk. I’d never have thought of combining the elements, let along thought such a superfood green would be so moreish, but the nutty quality keeps me coming back for more.

A picture-perfect Pablo beetroot arrangement cooked in beef fat proves to be one of the meal’s most interesting curveballs. Loved beetroot as a kid, then went off it as a teenager, and since then it’s been in the ’take it or leave it’ camp. Safe to say this is one of the most stunning and unusual versions I’ve tasted.

That’s followed by cod, whey creamed leeks and smoked mussel. A delicate mix of flavours beautifully prepared and presented. Love seafood, and this is a delicious treat for the senses. The aroma starts firing off those taste buds seconds become sampling the tender selection of mouthwatering flakes.

After the surf comes the turf, and a melt-in-the -mouth portion of pork belly, with squash and fennel pollen. Savouring food is everything in life, rather than a piled-high carvery for example, where tastes get lost. Every mouthful here is a delight.

The ox cheek bourguignon is equally delightful, and a separate plate of oldstead cabbage with mustard gherkins and old Winchester transports me back decades to my grandad’s home-grown cabbage. A perfectly cooked treat.

Like the sucker punch moment in Pixar’s Ratatouille, when the food critic is overcome by a wave of childhood nostalgia, great food has that ability to open a gateway to the past and transport you to those happy days of youth, and beloved meals. There’s not a weak link in this culinary chain, but that simplest of ingredients proves the most memorable.

We round things off with a delicious apple tart sponge cake. The consensus from both of us is a phenomenal experience from start to finish,

Dessert is a perfect end to an amazing meal, and worth every penny.

The ambience is warm and welcoming, and the music playlist is as engaging as the decor.

And on the subject of music, with another culinary odyssey at an end, while sat at home kicking off my boots, I wouldn’t need to think twice about goin’ back to my Roots.

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Film review: Uncut Gems

Film review 
Uncut Gems
Starring Adam Sandler, Idina Menzel, Julia Fox
Certificate 15
Directed by Josh and Benny Safdie
Africa, 2010, and Ethiopian miners retrieve a rare black opal. Two years later, New York gambling addict and jewellery store owner Howard Ratner is struggling to pay off gambling debts. He owes $100,000 to his loan shark brother-in-law Arno, his home life is divided between estranged wife Dinah, and his mistress Julia, who works at his shop.
Howard has ordered the Ethiopian opal and plans to auction it for $1m. However, when he shows it to basketball player Kevin Garnett, the latter becomes obsessed, insisting on holding onto it for good luck at his game that night. Howard agrees, accepting Garnett’s NBA ring as collateral.
Now at this point, any normal person would lock that in a safe, but not Howard. He pawns the ring and bets on Garnett playing well in that night’s game. 
It’s at this point you realise Ratner is a disaster waiting to happen. (Apparently his name is not an in-joke connected to Gerald, the namesake Brit jeweller who torpedoed his career with an ill-judged statement). 
What unfolds is a nailbiting, edge-of-the-seat thriller following the anti hero down a rabbit hole of dodgy deals, messed up relationships and a third act so brilliantly constructed, it feels like Goodfellas with basketball and precious gems thrown in. 
(I can only imagine what exec producer Martin Scorsese made of the result). 
The movie could have been made 45 years ago with Al Pacino in the lead. The fact it’s Adam Sandler as Ratner is remarkable. This is a guy who only made one critically acclaimed offering (Punch Drunk Love), and a string of hit-and-miss comedies, from the decent The Wedding Singer to the awful Jack and Jill (with Pacino). 
Like Ben Kingsley’s Don Logan in Sexy Beast, or Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski, this is one of those career-defining performances. Sandler is on screen most of the time and steals every scene he’s in, though solid support comes from Idina Menzel, the ever reliable Judd Hirsch, Eric Bogosian, and alluring newcomer Julia Fox. 
It’s a powerhouse production which will still be in many a critic’s top 10 at the end of the decade. 
To use an obvious comparison, Uncut Gems has many facets, and none shine brighter than Sandler. Given the fact this project has been in development for a decade, it’s testament to the Safdie brothers, Josh and Benny, that they managed to deliver one of the best films of the year. Oh, and great to see one of the best cinematographers in the business Darius Khondji (Seven/Alien Resurrection) still delivering the goods. 
Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off for a lie down. It’s that exhausting. 
Direction 9
Performances 9
Script 9
Cinematography 9
Editing 9
Score 8

Film review: Can You Ever Forgive Me?

Can You Ever Forgive Me?
Starring Melissa McCarthy, Richard E Grant, Dolly Wells
Directed by Marielle Heller
Certificate 15

Roger Crow/@RogerCrow

A year after all of the hype surrounding this bittersweet comedy drama, it finally pops up on Sky, and was well worth the wait. 
I’ve long wondered what all the fuss was about with Melissa McCarthy, an okay actress whose gift for comedy is good not great. Fabulous propping up Gilmore Girls, but so so on the big screen. 


Many of her films were touted as the hilarious and were far from it, though Spy was okay (if overlong, and Jason Statham had all the best gags), while I liked the much maligned Ghostbusters reboot, though she was eclipsed by Chris Hemsworth and Kate McKinnon. 
Based on the true story of Lee Israel, a hard up New York writer with an acid tongue who starts forging celebrity letters, it’s easily McCarthy’s best turn to date. Little wonder she was Oscar nominated, while Richard E Grant also deserved his academy award nomination as her drinking buddy and partner-in-crime, Jack Hock. 


Israel may be a raging alcoholic with a spiky temper, but it’s the love for her cat which is most touching. Pets in many movies are usually just plot devices to drive the narrative forward, and this is no exception, but the audience needs to feel some empathy with the forger, and this does a fine job on a number of levels. 


It was probably made for a few million dollars but looks and sounds terrific. The score is very easy on the ears, and if you’re a bibliophile, this mix of Dallas Buyer’s Club, Withnail and I, and 84 Charing Cross Road will make for compelling viewing. 


Expertly helmed by Marielle Heller, whose new Tom Hanks movie A Beautiful Day in the Neighbourhood has attracted a lot of buzz, it also features an engaging supporting turn from Dolly Wells, one of the best things about the BBC’s recent Dracula adaptation. 
Yes Melissa, I can forgive you. Now please make some more movies as good as this, and let’s forget those travesties like Tammy, The Heat and The Happytime Murders. 

Script 9
Cast 9
Photography 8
Editing 8
Score 9
Direction 9

Film review: Sometimes Always Never

Sometimes Always Never

Starring Bill Nighy, Sam Riley, Jenny Agutter
Directed by Carl Hunter 
Certificate 12
By Roger Crow/@RogerCrow

If you love Marmite, Scrabble and dry-witted comedies, then you’ll adore this locally shot offering. At least it’s local to me. One cafe scene was shot a 10-minute walk up the road, and another, a tailor’s shop exterior, is five minutes away, while the bulk of the movie was shot in Bubwith and Goole. 


Not that most folks give two hoots about that. The big question: is it any good?
Well, Bill Nighy is usually great value for money, whether making mega bucks blockbusters like Pirates of the Caribbean or Detective Pikachu, or this charming comedy drama, which probably cost less to make than a day’s catering on either of those Hollywood movies. 


He plays Alan, a Scrabble-obsessed tailor whose son Michael stormed out years ago during a game and hasn’t been seen since. He goes to a morgue to identify a corpse with his other son, Peter (Sam Riley) and crosses paths with a couple in a similar predicament. Jenny Agutter and Tim McInnerny are splendid as the duo, and as the movie plays out, these characters really start to get under the skin. 
Alice Lowe is sublime as Peter’s wife, while there’s a romantic sub plot involving their son and a young woman at a bus stop. 


At times it’s hyper stylised, so a Bed and Breakfast lounge feels slightly weird. There are heavy influences of Wes Anderson here and Paul (Paddington) King there, but the whole thing ticks over beautifully thanks to Frank Cottrell Boyce’s screenplay. It’s bursting with delicious lines about why Canadians can’t buy Marmite (which may be erroneous) and the little pleasures to be found in words like ’soap’. 


Originally titled Triple Word Score, this is a delight for anyone with a passion for words, fonts and quirky comedies. It’s also a joy to see Alexei Sayle in a cameo, and that closing song by Edwyn Collins and Sean Read is also great. 
There are also some top tips on how to clean up at Scrabble, and a rendition of Bonnie Tyler’s It’s a Heartache that will make you yearn for the original. 


A little indie gem which is perfect at a little over 90 minutes (the ideal running time for any comedy). It should brighten up any dull day a treat, and Bill’s status as king of the twitchy, lovable thesps is more secure than ever. 
In short: sometimes hilarious. Always entertaining. Never dull. 

Script 9
Cast 9
Editing 8
Score 8
Direction 8